Ok so when i went to this church retreat thing this guy was telling us a story about his friend who was sitting on a plane next to Eminem the rapper but she had no clue that it was him ok. So he like looked at her and was like ” you arent going to ask for an autograph or anything??” and she was like “what?” He was all like “im eminem!” and literally she had the most confused look her face bc she had no idea who he was and her response was, “and I’m skittles?”
GUYS I ASKED THE CUTE BOY IN MY CHEM CLASS FOR A PEN AND AT THE END OF THE CLASS I WENT TO GO GIVE IT BACK TO HIM, I ENDED UP STABBING HIM IN THE HAND WITH IT AND IT WAS BLEEDING AND IF THAT DOESNT EXPLAIN WHY I DONT HAVE A BOYFRIEND I DONT KNOW WHAT WILL.
YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY
you have the rest of the day to reblog this
IT IS TIME. HUMAN BEINGS ASSEMBLE
THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT BEING A TEACHER FEELS LIKE
This is literally how a nostalgic nickelodeons watcher feels like.
|Song: Oops I Did It Again (voice impression attempt)|
|Artist: Sam 'Apitong' Zabala|
|Played: 2,140,569 times.|
So my mom told me to record a song for her. She didn’t give specific instructions like what kind of song and she didn’t tell me not to fool around while singing, so there.. now’s my chance to do some impressions
My dad’s GPS
Okay, doesn’t dan look like a young CROWLEY?
HOLY SHIT WHAT
dan is mark sheppard’s cousin matt
OMG the last one
OH DEAR GOD THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE
o m g guys there’s a guy called Kevin Tran that goes to my school
I was talking about Kevin with my friend and shes like “the Kevin Tran in gr 10 or something?” and i said what and
is he in advanced placement?
yeah our school is AP
keep him safe he will be summonded soon
don’t let him near any angel-possessed moose